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Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???
to get drunk and run.

originated in Kuala Lumpur (now Malaysia). Now popular all over the world.

The Hasher's Constitution:

* To promote physical fitness among our members
* To get rid of weekend hangovers
* To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
* To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel
there is a group drinking in the park, about to go hashing
hashing by gmoonit March 24, 2010

*Hissing* Klassiker 

*Hissing* Klassiker, is an expression used when you want to indicate something being "en klassiker". Things being awesome, nice, or even generally bad, everything can be an *Hissing* Klassiker.
-You remember that time when you failed the math test really badly?
-*Hissing* Klassiker
“Yo We highing rn
Dont disturb me when im highing”
Highing by Siryazi December 27, 2019

Histingiasis 

The act of vomiting in the sink while also shitting all over the toilet.
Person 1: Yo, Tod where is Paul ?
Person 2: Don't bother him, he has a severe case of Histingiasis.
Histingiasis by Skukundrila November 30, 2021

The Anthony Hissing girl

Legend has it that it all started from the deepest place of hell. Quickly gathering the strength to possess a mere mortal, to terrorize any living thing that may cross its path. It had possessed a girl attending Anthony Middle, and her sole purpose is to enlist horror on other kids in the school; through chasing, screaming, and most of all, hissing. She is the true meaning of Satan.
“Ayo, you seen The Anthony hissing girl?”
“Yeah bro! She ran up on me and my friends the other day on our way to Starbucks, some crazy shit”
“Nah bro, I was asking if you’ve SEEN her”
“No...”
“Oh shit, we needa go