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Hipstians 

Christian Hipsters. A new breed of religious college students, almost indiscernible from the garden variety hipsters. Hangouts include: Bible circle at campus starbucks, school christian organization buildings, protesting the local non-abortive Planned Parenthood

They travel in groups, and smell of coffee rather than PBR. Like all the religious, teetotal, and chaste they will die without coffee.

If you see someone in skinny jeans, carrying a C.S. Lewis book, watch out, you've spotted a hipstian.

Be sure not to swear in front of hipstians, unless you have a desire to spend 3 hours having self-important, pretentious, and inaccurate "interpretations" of the bible shoved down your throat.
Dude, look at those Hipster assholes.

Woah bro, those are Hipstians, check the gold-edge leather bible under his arm.
Hipstians by Tom Renolds July 20, 2011

hipstasian 

A hipstasian is that asian kid playing second guitar in your band with the bandana around his neck and moves like jagger.
hipstasian by jrvoorhees December 15, 2011
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Hipstars 

Mean Girls has a group consisting of “the greatest people you will ever meet,” right? Well, the Hipstars are the real version of that group. They are definitely the greatest people you will ever meet, and they definitely are the “coolest cats” of the world. They are those “in the know” and ahead of the normz.

That said, they are one of the most occupied groups and they would have the best times of their lives as long as they’re together. They have sleepover parties playing Pokemon and eating cake with chopsticks. Being in their group is like being in the best VIP club in the world. If you’re not part of them, then you’re not cool. They're the best anyone can ever have or be a part of.
The Hipstars are so funny
Hipstars by ilovesunnyd August 7, 2011

Hipstrangle 

The act of placing a hipster into a choke hold while in the midst of sexual activity. These types of people are the ones that partake in lesbian activities while drunk on the weekends but enjoy to be choked for the fun of it every once and awhile.
I totally hipstrangled that girl last night because she started to yell save the whales while we were banging.

Hipstars 

It's a group of kids consisting of 11 members.
Ricky, Rigel, Allison, Vince, Hermie, Marla, James, Anthony, Cathy, Kapila, and Jan.
They all have a love for Pokemon and act as if they were in love with one another. They are tighter than family and they stick together everyday. There are no problems within the group but they have a few outside. Naturally, with perfection comes haters. This particular group is special because of its lack of drama. There is absolutely none. If a problem arises it is quickly solved or expelled.

There are two rules to Hipstars:
-No leaving.
-No new members.
With these rules they ensure that everyone gets along with one another and no one strays away from the family.
The Hipstars are so funny.
Hipstars by DJRickyy May 18, 2011
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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