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Alex Hirsch 

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.
We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.
Alex Hirsch by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016

Hirsched 

The act of being tickled by a crimpled arm in places you can't imagine.
Anthony seemed like a nice man, until he Hirsched me.
Hirsched by Zombie Jonathan January 31, 2008

Emile Hirsch

one of the most beautiful, talented actors on earth. Stars in movies such as Lords of Dogtown, Imaginary Heroes, The Emperor's club, and many more.
Emile Hirsch by oiuyawsdefbbvns November 4, 2006

alex hirsch 

A brown-headed, 28 year old who looks like the goat guy from Narnia. Creator of Gravity Falls. In the Illuminati.
"You know. Alex Hirsch? The goat guy from Narnia?"
alex hirsch by taylorswiftishot13 February 6, 2014

Emile Hirsch

the hottest person in the movie Lords of Dogtown..i wanted to lick the movie!! JK
omg Emile Hirsch is the hottest thing ever!
Emile Hirsch by times2 July 2, 2005

Emile Hirsch

Emile is an amazing actor who is in movies such as The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Imaginary Heroes, Lords of Dogtown, The Emperors Club, The Mudge Boy, The Girl Next Door, etc...
Emile Hirsch is the most talented actor on the face of the planet.
Emile Hirsch by euphemystic August 27, 2005