hipty 

Fan flying penis maneuver they use in the WWE and sometimes with you sluty maid behind your actually fucking wife’s back. That fucking whore took my husband is a natural response.

My asian girlfriend was using this on her “hipty” belittled dwarf sugar daddy with a 10 foot whale dildo.

hipty by wombmonster June 21, 2022

hippy johnson 

A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."

"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."

hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017

Ocean Hippy

Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy, as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. Ocean hippies typically do not realize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. This is not to be confused with actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event. Usually seen walking around alone, almost in a daze, attempting to find something to keep its attention active. To the untrained eye some would think it to be independant and have individualist tendancies, but infact the specimen is unaware of its surroundings. It may also believe itself to be contributing to society, when in reality, it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. Having this personality become a fad among North American popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.

That’s my very distant cousin Cody, he’s such an ocean hippy.

Ocean Hippy by TheBigZamboni June 16, 2018

Hippy Speedball 

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.

Hippy speedballs are the breakfast of champions!

Hippy Speedball by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014

pseudo-hippy 

A person who, upon arriving at college, adopts the look of the counterculture, including, but not limited to wearing their hair in dreads, listening to the Grateful Dead, and smelling like patchouli - until their parents come into town, or they are offered a job, or get busted for weed, after which they revert to the preppy look they had in high school.

You should've hooked up with that hot hippy chick last night!

That girl? She's just a pseudo-hippy. I'll wait until she washes her hair after Parent's Weekend.

pseudo-hippy by badfishnbc December 8, 2010

hippy flipping 

Taking psilocybe mushrooms and MDMA (ecstacy) together. Actually regarded quite highly within the drug subculture. The effects rarely last longer than 8 hours. The effects of the MDMA lend a very upbeat feeling to the user, usually resulting in a positive mushroom trip. Because MDMA is a fairly "reliable" good high, but mushrooms aren't (there can be bad trips), the MDMA high helps to stabablize the mushroom trip.

"What are you doing for the rave on Thursday?"

"I'm going hippy flipping."

hippy flipping by WILDmushroomSHROOMER November 7, 2006

hiptarded 

the act of a hipster doing something incredibly stupid all in the name of appearing "cool", "ironic', or "authentic'

Dude 1- "Why exactly is that guy going on vacation in the Congo again?"

Dude 2- "Because no one else goes there, it's off the grid, it's edgy, get it?"

Dude 1- "That's pretty hiptarded."

Dude 2- "You said it man."

hiptarded by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015