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Hipster Band

A band consisting of 2 or 3 (or more) male men that play crazy music. (like alternative, psychedelic, blues, and rock all put together). The guitarist should have long brown hair and a really cool necklace. He should also only sing Bob Dylan songs. The paino, bass, and paino horn dude should have curly brown hair. He should also be able to sing and yell at the same time because that makes everyone smile. The drummer guy should have blonde straight hair and be able to sing, play drums, and some how play harmonica at the same time. They should all either have converse or vans or TOMS or some other organic shoe type. Normally at least one person in the band has to wear skinny jeans. More importantly, they know how to put on an entertaining and amazing show.
a: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
b: I don't know, but I want to go see a really cool hipster band.
a: Oh! Like The Black Keys, Learn the band, or Klaxons?
b: Hell yeah!
Hipster Band by Kelsohall March 21, 2011
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Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.
Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!
Hipsterland by Mikanos April 12, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026