hippopotacow 

A hippopotacow is a person (usually a woman) who has an abundance of fat and then they speak it sounds like the droning of a cow.

There are many ways to describe your mother but the best is a hippopotacow.

hippopotacow by Mufassa 69 August 13, 2017

hippopotamoose 

A huge fat ass bitch the size of a hippo with a huge mooseknuckle

That Nast bitch looks like a hippopotamoose

hippopotamoose by Suka may korncob June 3, 2018

Hippopotatoebus 

A bus filled with several hippopotamus which were fattened by potatoes, usually used to express weight or magnitude.

I love for you is greater than a Hippopotatoebus

Hippopotatoebus by MelTheMan September 26, 2012

Hippopotacrit 

An overwieght person who orders a skinny person to eat less or exercise more. Derived from hipocrit, and hippotamus.

That fat chick just told me to go for a run. What a hippopotacrit.

Hippopotacrit by ellyo December 3, 2009

Hippopotacornasusamus 

A fantasy type creature, similar to those found in Greek mythology. It is has the body of a hippopotamus, the horn of a unicorn, and the wings of a flying horse, such as Pegasus. Note that these wings are not to be confused with birds wings, as that would take away from the magic.

The Hippopotacornasusamus flew over the land, bringing hope and cheer to the people.

Hippopotacornasusamus by Von Frankenstein October 19, 2008

hippopotagoth 

(n) 1. A large person who identifies as and dresses themselves as a goth. 2. A rotund, fat, plus-sized goth, usually female, who has to go to Joanne Fabrics to buy black velvet, fishnet and red silk in bulk to create their own goth clothing.

"I was almost crushed by a hippopotagoth at the Sisters of Mercy show the other night. The dude probably weighed 350."

"Lost in yet another 'Sweet Dreams' remix, I was suddenly surrounded by a pod of hippopotagoths, their busts heaving, their darkened eyes hungry and their pale, meaty calves too large for everyday lace-up boots. Were they after me in my tattered, frilled shirt and black leather pants, or were they driven by delusions that I had hidden Twinkies about my person?"

hippopotagoth by gearhead1 October 29, 2010

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian 

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian refers to a long word, such as itself.

People who fear long words are said to have hippopotamonstrosesquippedaliaphobia

Man 1:Antidisestablishmentarianism is a hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian word.

Man 2: what in the blue hell does that mean?

hippopotamonstrosesquippedalian by kingpaladin August 5, 2005