3 definitions by gearhead1

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(n) 1. A large person who identifies as and dresses themselves as a goth. 2. A rotund, fat, plus-sized goth, usually female, who has to go to Joanne Fabrics to buy black velvet, fishnet and red silk in bulk to create their own goth clothing.
"I was almost crushed by a hippopotagoth at the Sisters of Mercy show the other night. The dude probably weighed 350."

"Lost in yet another 'Sweet Dreams' remix, I was suddenly surrounded by a pod of hippopotagoths, their busts heaving, their darkened eyes hungry and their pale, meaty calves too large for everyday lace-up boots. Were they after me in my tattered, frilled shirt and black leather pants, or were they driven by delusions that I had hidden Twinkies about my person?"
by gearhead1 October 28, 2010
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(adj) Being in a angry mood because of one's obesity and long term exposure to the resultant feelings of societal rejection. In other words, being perpetually pissed off and bitchy because one is a fatty.
Man, I almost got sideswiped by some fatangry chick driving a Ford Festiva. Is there some sort of inverse proportionality rule where the size of the car is inversely proportional to the size of the driver? Cuz, I'd be pissed too if I weighed 350 and had to squeeze into a Fiesta.
by gearhead1 October 28, 2010
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1) More "female friendly" than "twat" and less medical sounding than "vagina," twagina strikes a happy medium when describing the female genitalia in a conversational context.

2) A light insult, used to gently rib a friend (typically male) who is pussing out.
1) "She had a great twagina -- well kept, clean and not all messed up. I buried myself in it all night long."

2) "Dude, stop being a twagina, man up and lets hit the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet at the strip club."
by gearhead1 April 14, 2009
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