3 definitions by Mufassa 69

A hippopotacow is a person (usually a woman) who has an abundance of fat and then they speak it sounds like the droning of a cow.
There are many ways to describe your mother but the best is a hippopotacow.
by Mufassa 69 August 11, 2017
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A man who is a fat horse dick yet has the penis of a mouse. He is usually seen hanging with hippopotacows.
There goes John George, fuck him
by Mufassa 69 August 11, 2017
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She is a fat ballsak who preys on less fortunate males. And has a piercing on one of her nostrils.
Look at Megan flirting with that grunter
by Mufassa 69 February 22, 2019
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