Hippo Shit

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom

by FardedShided February 23, 2020

hippositter

when someone fairly large sits on u and u cant breathe!!

oh my god, i got sat on by the HIPPOSITTER!!!!

by chaps1 March 19, 2008

Hipposhit

Someone who metaphorically or physically sprays others. (Commonly when hippos shit they wave their tail while shitting. This creates a majestic spray that grotesquely colors it's surroundings. Someone who constantly runs their mouth, always gossips, or sprays when they talk can be categorized as a hipposhit.)

She never shuts up, she's such as hipposhit!

That idiot is alway hipposhiting!

by EdenRose May 8, 2018

Hipposhitical

A large pile of hypocritical bullshit.

Sophie: Did you see those supercool organic cotton fashions on cable last night?

Kathryn: You mean on the Cannes Green fashion week?

John: Too hipposhitical for me!

by JD Word July 23, 2010

hipposnitch

A person who is both a hypocrite and a snitch

Paris is a hipposnitch

by Idontlikepeople69 February 28, 2021

SHITTY HIPPY

Shitty hippy: usually tree dwelling hippy types with dreadlocks, which remain unwashed for a lengthy period of time. Also known as 'shittus hippus'.

Get off my land/out of that tree 'You shitty hippy'!

by littledreadedpixi July 5, 2014