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Brandon Hinojosa

Brandon Hinojosa means cool in French, Chinese, Mexican, America, it also means that he is cooler, way better looking than Aj Limones
Brandon Hinojosa is Brandon Hinojosaer than Aj Limones
Brandon Hinojosa by Aj Limones August 26, 2010

mrs.hinojosa

the funniest mean teacher you will ever have, shes nice but shes mean, she gives you homework butt she gives you a couple of days to do the homework, she wont lie to you and thats for sure, she gives out a lot of tests but she is still nice about it and gives you a curve-sometimes, its really a love hate relationship, she will yell but with a smile, she will be friendly but rude, make sure to be on her good side cause if not she will kill you and you will be drowning in embarrassment also you have to be good at math or else you cant be in her class i promise you, you will not understand anything.
1.omg mrs.hinojosa gave us more homework
2.i know but at least she is giving us three days to do it!
1.true
mrs.hinojosa by ahboombalacaca October 29, 2020

Scott Hinojosa

a faggot ass kid that fucks ugly bitches and never gets laid by a hot girl. always thinks he is right and is better than the rest. when it comes to hot girls he gets all shy and worries about his hair. he goes to eastern ct state university and drinks his life away.
Scott Hinojosa: hey babe
ugly slut: ew gtfo
Scott Hinojosa by mike ho October 25, 2012

morel hinojosa

Possible one of the slowest creatures of the animal kingdom. It is rumored that time has no sense of existence within the Morel Hinojosa’s universe.
Damn dude, you take forever to get anything done. Your being a real morel hinojosa

Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.
Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!
One who picks ingrown hairs off of anothers buttocks.
The Hinojos was used to pick the wimett off my bum.
hinojos by Jonathan Mole October 18, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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