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Brandon Hinojosa

Brandon Hinojosa means cool in French, Chinese, Mexican, America, it also means that he is cooler, way better looking than Aj Limones
Brandon Hinojosa is Brandon Hinojosaer than Aj Limones
Brandon Hinojosa by Aj Limones August 26, 2010

mrs.hinojosa

the funniest mean teacher you will ever have, shes nice but shes mean, she gives you homework butt she gives you a couple of days to do the homework, she wont lie to you and thats for sure, she gives out a lot of tests but she is still nice about it and gives you a curve-sometimes, its really a love hate relationship, she will yell but with a smile, she will be friendly but rude, make sure to be on her good side cause if not she will kill you and you will be drowning in embarrassment also you have to be good at math or else you cant be in her class i promise you, you will not understand anything.
1.omg mrs.hinojosa gave us more homework
2.i know but at least she is giving us three days to do it!
1.true
mrs.hinojosa by ahboombalacaca October 29, 2020

Scott Hinojosa

a faggot ass kid that fucks ugly bitches and never gets laid by a hot girl. always thinks he is right and is better than the rest. when it comes to hot girls he gets all shy and worries about his hair. he goes to eastern ct state university and drinks his life away.
Scott Hinojosa: hey babe
ugly slut: ew gtfo
Scott Hinojosa by mike ho October 25, 2012

morel hinojosa

Possible one of the slowest creatures of the animal kingdom. It is rumored that time has no sense of existence within the Morel Hinojosa’s universe.
Damn dude, you take forever to get anything done. Your being a real morel hinojosa

Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.
Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!
One who picks ingrown hairs off of anothers buttocks.
The Hinojos was used to pick the wimett off my bum.
hinojos by Jonathan Mole October 18, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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