Morel

Indubitably one of the most scrumptious of mushrooms. Essentially a vertical honey comb or spongy gnome hat nobly growing from the forest floor.

These savory mushrooms are of the genus Morchella and people all over the word enjoy them every spring.

Fuck yes! Odin is with us today, I see a morel! We better not catch those morel thieves in our territory again...

Morel by Jackknife Merle March 31, 2015

Morel

A morel is a beautiful person, inside and out, who is very funny and cheerful to be with. Also, they try to put on curry accents but fail terribly.

*Does something nice for you*
"Aw you're such a morel!"

Morel by jungeeboy July 31, 2012

morel

a mushroom... looks like a dick mushroom. funny funny

That looks like a morel. Eat it.

morel by Angel May 1, 2004

morel

Born in Kent, 19th century. Lived all his life in England but took several trips to Russia where he met -to become close friends- Dostojewski. Stories say that the two sometimes stayed a week in Dostojewski's dark cellar to philosophe about mankind. Morel had a great deal in Dostojewski famous novel; Memories from the underground. Alltough Morel always prefered to stay infamous.

- You're almost as innovative as the Morel

morel by hofman April 10, 2004

Morel support 

To trip sit your friend on magic mushroom is to provide "morel support".

It is a play on words combining morel mushrooms and moral support.

Guy #1: hey I'm gonna trip on shrooms this Friday and listen to Portishead
Guy #2: I'll be there if you need some morel support

Morel support by bob von bobson April 27, 2021

morel hinojosa

Possible one of the slowest creatures of the animal kingdom. It is rumored that time has no sense of existence within the Morel Hinojosa’s universe.

Damn dude, you take forever to get anything done. Your being a real morel hinojosa

morel hinojosa by Jenkintown posse March 21, 2019

Morel Majority 

An elitist "goodie-two-shoes" group of Bible-thumpers who also enjoyed chowing down on wild mushrooms.

Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".

Morel Majority by QuacksO August 18, 2025