hindspite 

Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn't do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it. Similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.

In hindspite, I really should have used call blocker. Now I'm gonna have to kick someone's ass.

hindspite by haskel July 22, 2008

Hindshite 

The regret experienced at the choice of the previous days food, usually experienced during a messy excretion.

That Taco Bell i had last night gave me some serious hindshite

Hindshite by boobykins234 November 23, 2011

hindscientist

Someone who claims that the signs of the impending financial disaster were obvious all along, despite never having mentioned anything at the time or having acted to avoid it happening. More generally, someone who uses hindsight to make observations.

That guy has lost billions by trading in poisonous debts, but now he has a new career in the media as a hindscientist.

hindscientist by agentwhim March 19, 2009

hindswipe 

When your car's rearview camera gets covered in dirt from the road, place your finger over the lens in the back of the car, and give it a little hindswipe; you'll be seeing clearly right away.

Can't see behind the car; guess I need a little hindswipe.

hindswipe by Echolaliababypp February 5, 2022

Hindsmite 

Similar to Hindsight – Coming to understand the nature of a bad decision after the consequence of that decision has happened

I wish I hadn’t worn white linen trousers on the log fume -Hindsmite is a wonderful thing’

Hindsmite by TruffleChunks August 13, 2009

Hindshite 

(noun) A unit of retroactive concern in which one wishes they had given a shit about something in the past, as it is now causing reason for concern.

Usage: "Crap! I in initially didn't care about this, but I really give a hindshite about it now!"

Hindshite by albinoblacksheeps January 7, 2020

Hindswipe 

1. Noun. An online dating phenomenon wherein post-match scrutiny of a dating profile reveals unfavourable characteristics that were overlooked in the initial 'swiping' phase, leading to feelings of embarrassment and regret.

When you match with someone on a dating app who, in hindsight, you wish you hadn't swiped.

Usually as a result of frantic swiping, then more detailed inspection of their profile reveals various red flags.

2. Verb. The act of swiping without due care and attention, especially when it leads to hindswipe.

"ooh I've got a match! ... Wait, eww, what the hell. This dude is gross. Total hindswipe"

"Sabrina was hindswiping for hours, it's not surprising she's getting so many dick pics and weirdos"

Hindswipe by Aconymous January 10, 2021