hindswipe

When your car's rearview camera gets covered in dirt from the road, place your finger over the lens in the back of the car, and give it a little hindswipe; you'll be seeing clearly right away.

Can't see behind the car; guess I need a little hindswipe.

by Echolaliababypp February 5, 2022

Hindswipe

1. Noun. An online dating phenomenon wherein post-match scrutiny of a dating profile reveals unfavourable characteristics that were overlooked in the initial 'swiping' phase, leading to feelings of embarrassment and regret.

When you match with someone on a dating app who, in hindsight, you wish you hadn't swiped.

Usually as a result of frantic swiping, then more detailed inspection of their profile reveals various red flags.

2. Verb. The act of swiping without due care and attention, especially when it leads to hindswipe.

"ooh I've got a match! ... Wait, eww, what the hell. This dude is gross. Total hindswipe"

"Sabrina was hindswiping for hours, it's not surprising she's getting so many dick pics and weirdos"

by Aconymous January 10, 2021

Hindwipe

Alternatively, though less commonly referred to as "Wipesight", this is a moment in which someone returns to the bathroom roughly 30 minutes after their original visit to properly complete their inadequate wiping job.

Dave: "Hey Jerry, you don't look so well...you doing alright?"
Jerry: "Dave...I had to wait for that ENTIRE business meeting to finish before I could get a good hindwipe in"
Dave: "Ugh...I'm so sorry man, that's rough"

by Richter G. Bathroomshit December 18, 2017

Hindshite

The regret experienced at the choice of the previous days food, usually experienced during a messy excretion.

That Taco Bell i had last night gave me some serious hindshite

by boobykins234 November 23, 2011

Pittsburgh Handiwipe

After anal sex, the male wipes the feces off his penis with his hands. Then uses the hair of the person he just had sex with to clean his hands.

"Bro, did your girl get dread extensions?" "No, I used her as a Pittsburgh Handiwipe."

by illyjoel September 2, 2012

hindspite

Looking back on a situation or event, regretting that you didn't do what you should have done, and developing malicious ill will because of it. Similar to standard regret, but someone else is gonna have to pay for it.

In hindspite, I really should have used call blocker. Now I'm gonna have to kick someone's ass.

by haskel July 22, 2008

hindscientist

Someone who claims that the signs of the impending financial disaster were obvious all along, despite never having mentioned anything at the time or having acted to avoid it happening. More generally, someone who uses hindsight to make observations.

That guy has lost billions by trading in poisonous debts, but now he has a new career in the media as a hindscientist.

by agentwhim March 19, 2009