hindjew

adj. a very cheap hindu
n. some one from a hindu and jewish decent
v. the act of being extra cheap

person a: yo bro can i borrow 25ccents for pay phone

person b: no

person a: u fucking hindjew

by krkrkr January 21, 2009

Handjew

A handjob from a jew.

I got an incredible handjew after temple last night.

by Moishadabeetle December 17, 2010

hinjew

A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.

Zeev from the Guild is a hinjew.

by crabbadon March 12, 2011

hinjew

a hindu person who grows up in a very jewish area and due to osmosis absorbs jewish customs and ways of life in essence becoming jewish themselves. however they are still proud hindus, so clearly they are hinjews

Kunal why are you such a hinjew?

Its cuz Im from hewlett man.

by dave March 15, 2005

Hinjew

A Hindu who is known for their shady business dealings and financial fraud. Typically Gujarati.

Investor 1: "This sounds a little too good to be true, do you think we should risk it?"

Investor 2: "Nah his last name is Patel I think he's a Hinjew."

by Mocha01 March 1, 2022

Hinjewadieous

Relating to an Indian suburban ITish vibe

Me: This bar seems a little Hinjewadieous
Rucha: Totally it's smells like cheap Silicon valley all over the place!

by Piecekeeper January 7, 2020

Hinjewism

Someone who practices Judaism or Hinduism as a foundational religion and incorporates Hindu/Jewish philosophies and practices into their foundational religion.

"Do you practice Hinjewism"
"Tf is that?"

by LmfaoImGay June 12, 2023