Hinjewism

Someone who practices Judaism or Hinduism as a foundational religion and incorporates Hindu/Jewish philosophies and practices into their foundational religion.

"Do you practice Hinjewism"
"Tf is that?"

by LmfaoImGay June 12, 2023

hinjew

A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.

Zeev from the Guild is a hinjew.

by crabbadon March 12, 2011

hinjew

a hindu person who grows up in a very jewish area and due to osmosis absorbs jewish customs and ways of life in essence becoming jewish themselves. however they are still proud hindus, so clearly they are hinjews

Kunal why are you such a hinjew?

Its cuz Im from hewlett man.

by dave March 15, 2005

Hinjew

A Hindu who is known for their shady business dealings and financial fraud. Typically Gujarati.

Investor 1: "This sounds a little too good to be true, do you think we should risk it?"

Investor 2: "Nah his last name is Patel I think he's a Hinjew."

by Mocha01 March 1, 2022

hinjew

a person from India who makes mad cash or has mad cash but refuses to spend a dime of it

Adi is a Hinjew who returns $3 pencils for $2 pencils, because that $1 means alot to the rich bastard.

by crazy mike April 30, 2004

hinjew

a smelly and selfish person

you stupid hinjew you won't share any money and you never shower

by mr pookie June 30, 2008