hinjew 

A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.

Zeev from the Guild is a hinjew.

hinjew by crabbadon March 12, 2011

hinjew 

a hindu person who grows up in a very jewish area and due to osmosis absorbs jewish customs and ways of life in essence becoming jewish themselves. however they are still proud hindus, so clearly they are hinjews

Kunal why are you such a hinjew?

Its cuz Im from hewlett man.

hinjew by dave March 15, 2005

Hinjew 

A Hindu who is known for their shady business dealings and financial fraud. Typically Gujarati.

Investor 1: "This sounds a little too good to be true, do you think we should risk it?"

Investor 2: "Nah his last name is Patel I think he's a Hinjew."

Hinjew by Mocha01 March 1, 2022

hinjew 

a person from India who makes mad cash or has mad cash but refuses to spend a dime of it

Adi is a Hinjew who returns $3 pencils for $2 pencils, because that $1 means alot to the rich bastard.

hinjew by crazy mike April 30, 2004

hinjew 

a smelly and selfish person

you stupid hinjew you won't share any money and you never shower

hinjew by mr pookie June 30, 2008

Hinjewadieous 

Relating to an Indian suburban ITish vibe

Me: This bar seems a little Hinjewadieous
Rucha: Totally it's smells like cheap Silicon valley all over the place!

Hinjewadieous by Piecekeeper January 7, 2020

Hinjewism

Someone who practices Judaism or Hinduism as a foundational religion and incorporates Hindu/Jewish philosophies and practices into their foundational religion.

"Do you practice Hinjewism"
"Tf is that?"

Hinjewism by LmfaoImGay June 12, 2023