Definitions by Jgutta319
Suburbanized hillbillies
Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.
"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"
"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"
"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"
Suburbanized hillbillies by Jgutta319 May 17, 2010
Facebook Vacation
"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."
Facebook Vacation by Jgutta319 April 29, 2010
Swag Swipe
The act of wiping excess sweat off your balls so you don't feel so nasty that you are losing swag points
Jeremy-"Man you are really off your game today!"
Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"
Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"
Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"
Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"
Swag Swipe by Jgutta319 April 25, 2010