The act of wiping excess sweat off your balls so you don't feel so nasty that you are losing swag points
Jeremy-"Man you are really off your game today!"
Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"
Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"
When you notice that you were on facebook 24-36 hours ago and no one has updated their status.
"What is going on here?" "I was on facebook like 2 days ago and the same status updates are on here even after I click the new feeds button!" "Everyone must be on a Facebook Vacation."
Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.
"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"
"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"
Buying a trailer from a retail shop, using it to move the stuff you need, then returning it for a full refund.
"Hey man, returns just called and said a guy returned a trailer. Sounds like he just "rented" it."
"Man, we just got uhauled!"