My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."

Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.

hilarian by J No Period November 4, 2020

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Hillary Bottom

A civic-minded gay man that supports Hillary Clinton or other mainstream, bland democrats aligned with her at all costs and generally spurns any opponents that are either within or outside of the Democratic Party. Has no interest in actual policy outside of superficial LGBT and civil rights issues with a dash of shallow identity politics; outside of these issues they would be considered conservative in the continuum of the political spectrum. Usually align with establishment economic policies and hierarchy.

Within the Democratic Party, a Hillary Bottom is the diametric opposite of a Bernie Bro.

- "Man... Eric, Art, Anthony and Brian are really hating on Bernie's announcement to run in 2020. "
- "Yeah, they're part of the bottoms for Hillary crowd"
- "Dang Hillary bottoms! They're going to re-elect Trump in 2020"

Hillary Bottom by El Joto del apartamento 512 February 25, 2019

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Hillaryistic

Insincere Offer, Grandiose Bullshit.

Sounds like a fantastic offer. Too bad it's bullshit. Completely Hillaryistic.

Hillaryistic by RogerZero April 1, 2009

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