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Higginbotham 

The god of all gods the coolest last name around. women love them and want their bodies
oh my god is that a higginbotham over there!!!
Higginbotham by Higgenstien April 21, 2006

Higginbotham's Constant

Higginbotham's Constant (denoted as lower-case 'h') is a mathematical constant which represents the total sum of all practical intelligence on any given planet.

The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.
Person 1: "Why does it seem like the people staffing the company helpdesk get dumber every day?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."

Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."

Higginbotham 

Women Higginbothams refer to people who are overly anal about everything. Everything must go their way or the highway! There are no excuses! Could also refer to a bitch.

Male Higginbothams are a great breed, they bring life to communities and are great leaders.
Person 1: See that Woman Higginbotham? What THE FUCK?!
Person 2: Yeah, shes so Higginbotham!
Higginbotham by Chubba72 May 11, 2009

Hickingbotham 

adj: To sporadically dance with random,beautiful, flowing, sharp, smooth, elegant, wild, wonderful, amazing, hypnotic, fun, hyperactive outbursts. The male Hickingbotham can also have a tendency to make stuff up and go off on a tangent.
Can also be shortened to the Hikky B
That guys going Hickingbotham to the music, hes throwing a proper Hikky B out there!
Hickingbotham by mashup1 March 5, 2015

Aiden Higginbotham 

A man of no class. Rude to everyone he encounters (especially women). Typically possesses long black greasy hair. Wears black puffer jackets, shirts with pun jokes/dad jokes, and ONLY jeans. Does not move on from girls he liked in Middle School. Finally, has a hot mom :)
Oh shut up, you're being an Aiden Higginbotham!
Aiden Higginbotham by PornWatcher298 February 17, 2022

baylie higginbotham 

Look at that Baylie Higginbotham she's half white half mexican she's chill
baylie higginbotham by AJEL_6 May 19, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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