Higginbotham
Higginbotham by Higgenstien April 21, 2006
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Higginbotham
Women Higginbothams refer to people who are overly anal about everything. Everything must go their way or the highway! There are no excuses! Could also refer to a bitch.
Male Higginbothams are a great breed, they bring life to communities and are great leaders.
Male Higginbothams are a great breed, they bring life to communities and are great leaders.
Higginbotham by Chubba72 May 11, 2009
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Higginbotham's Constant
Higginbotham's Constant (denoted as lower-case 'h') is a mathematical constant which represents the total sum of all practical intelligence on any given planet.
The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.
The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.
Person 1: "Why does it seem like the people staffing the company helpdesk get dumber every day?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."
Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."
Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."
Higginbotham's Constant by ComputerKurt May 18, 2010
Aiden Higginbotham
A man of no class. Rude to everyone he encounters (especially women). Typically possesses long black greasy hair. Wears black puffer jackets, shirts with pun jokes/dad jokes, and ONLY jeans. Does not move on from girls he liked in Middle School. Finally, has a hot mom :)
Aiden Higginbotham by PornWatcher298 February 17, 2022
baylie higginbotham
baylie higginbotham by AJEL_6 May 19, 2016
higginbottom
"hey look it's josh Higginbottom"
"oh yh it is"
"i love his surname"
"me too"
"i think it gives him a sence of being one of the best people in existance"
"yeah, i like his shoes"
"oh yh it is"
"i love his surname"
"me too"
"i think it gives him a sence of being one of the best people in existance"
"yeah, i like his shoes"
higginbottom by A true Higginbottom May 20, 2009
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