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Hubris’ one-nut bitch 

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.
The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.
Hubris’ one-nut bitch by Bearman December 29, 2020
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y'all niggas hiring 

when you be asking some companies if they're hiring but in a slang way.
This is famous in Vine and it's sort of a joke that can end up in a fight
"-Yo, is y'all niggas fuckin' hiring?
-get the fuck out of here"

"-is y'all niggas hiring?
-hmm let me check tho"
y'all niggas hiring by Memeoxdxd December 16, 2015

Hibrarian 

Someone who demands silence when they are high. As a librarian makes people in a library be quiet, a hibrarian does the same thing, only with his/her high counterparts.
*WATCHING ADVENTURE TIME*
Friend 1: Oh shit, you see that, he---
Hibrarian: Hey, shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: The fuck was that? I object to your language!
Friend 2: Ah, don't worry, he's just a hibrarian...
Hibrarian: Didn't I say to shut the fuck up?!?!
Hibrarian by JobloHobo May 24, 2013
people that ship this jus dont exist. no words tbh. this ship obviously sux and every1 that ships this is jus crazy + delusional. hiori likes no one and rin too. This is football for fucks sake.
person 1: i think hiorin is pretty good!
person 2: wrong. they barely have any interactions + the ones they did have aint romantic or lovey dovey at all?? hiorin shippers do NOT exist. fuck off.
hiorin by shidouryuseis September 23, 2023

wataru hibiki 

wataru hibiki is the best person!
wataru hibiki by eichi kissr January 16, 2022

Hibari Kyoya 

A badass guy from the anime/manga series Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Kyoya is a president of the Namimory School Disciplinary Committee and the Cloud Guardian of the Vongola mafia family. Prefers to be alone. Also extremely hot.
Hibari Kyoya: I will bite you to death!
Hibari Kyoya by Tyssa June 5, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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