Hiari
Hiari by av3nturine May 8, 2025
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Hiari
slang term referring to a mpreg (male pregnancy in fiction) enjoyer. Mpreg is a trope mainly found in the japanese boys love genre of Yaoi. It is when a biological male becomes pregnant.
The term “Hiari” was created when a post went viral on twitter of someone being made fun of for having the username “gaympreg”, and they were named Hiari.
The term “Hiari” was created when a post went viral on twitter of someone being made fun of for having the username “gaympreg”, and they were named Hiari.
Hiari by meloncreamsoda July 14, 2025
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears
The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.
Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)
TWO HOURS LATER
Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014