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Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.
Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!
Hezzie by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016
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Hezzie by Jimmie July 25, 2004

Hezzibuzz 

A musical note of such purity, pitch and tone that it creates a resonance in the human reproductive organs causing a state of arousal.
What's that Hezzibuzz MMMmmmmmmmm?
Hezzibuzz by George Norwell November 11, 2007
A Fine big dick as nigga from Africa that gets no hoes
i need me a Hezztie
hezztie by zay7x November 20, 2023
a nigga that stand on bidness and or get all da hoez but no one knows kuz he keep it on da lo
i need me a hezztie because my nigga acting up !!
hezztie by merch4x December 11, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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