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Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.
Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!
Hezzie by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016
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Sweetest, cutest, prettiest girl ever!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Hezzie!
Hezzie by Jimmie July 25, 2004

Hezzibuzz 

A musical note of such purity, pitch and tone that it creates a resonance in the human reproductive organs causing a state of arousal.
What's that Hezzibuzz MMMmmmmmmmm?
Hezzibuzz by George Norwell November 11, 2007
A Fine big dick as nigga from Africa that gets no hoes
i need me a Hezztie
hezztie by zay7x November 20, 2023
a nigga that stand on bidness and or get all da hoez but no one knows kuz he keep it on da lo
i need me a hezztie because my nigga acting up !!
hezztie by merch4x December 11, 2023
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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