hezztie

A Fine big dick as nigga from Africa that gets no hoes

i need me a Hezztie

by zay7x November 20, 2023

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hezztie

a nigga that stand on bidness and or get all da hoez but no one knows kuz he keep it on da lo

i need me a hezztie because my nigga acting up !!

by merch4x December 11, 2023

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Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.

Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!

by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016

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