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Hewie is the last bitch you wanna mess with on earth. He (or she when his bitch mood turns on) can be a very sweet, romantic, generous, adorable guy. He is extremely friendly and protective to his friend as well. Whoever is named Hewie or changing your name to Hewie is basically a godblessed cuttttiee. If you provoke him, he will turn into a fucking mean toxic bitch and is no longer put up with your shit. You better outta his face or he will cuss the shit out of you.
A: You don't take somebody's sparkling water in the fridge that doesn't belong to you.

Hewie: Spare me your fucking lectures. You either accept my apology or leave it and GET DA FUCK OUTTA OF DIS ROOM

B: Dammmnnnn...Hewie's this bitch!
Hewie by hewhewho November 22, 2021
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hewie whale 

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hewjeekejekrlu 

synonym for the noun jewelry ( personal ornaments, such as necklaces, rings, or bracelets, that are typically made from or contain jewels and precious metal. )

pronounced as hew-jeek-ehjek-rloo
“hey, what type of hewjeekejekrlu do you like to wear?”
“oh, i love wearing silver rings and bracelets!”
hewjeekejekrlu by beomsclues January 30, 2023

Hewlett Packard 

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware
guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.
A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!
Howie Hawkins by restinpiece August 28, 2020