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Hewie is the last bitch you wanna mess with on earth. He (or she when his bitch mood turns on) can be a very sweet, romantic, generous, adorable guy. He is extremely friendly and protective to his friend as well. Whoever is named Hewie or changing your name to Hewie is basically a godblessed cuttttiee. If you provoke him, he will turn into a fucking mean toxic bitch and is no longer put up with your shit. You better outta his face or he will cuss the shit out of you.
A: You don't take somebody's sparkling water in the fridge that doesn't belong to you.

Hewie: Spare me your fucking lectures. You either accept my apology or leave it and GET DA FUCK OUTTA OF DIS ROOM

B: Dammmnnnn...Hewie's this bitch!
Hewie by hewhewho November 22, 2021
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hewie whale 

i sure do love those sour hewie whales
hewie whale by emo man 69 November 29, 2023
i wanna date that girl! she is so hedieh
hedieh by scotty111 November 27, 2012

hewjeekejekrlu 

synonym for the noun jewelry ( personal ornaments, such as necklaces, rings, or bracelets, that are typically made from or contain jewels and precious metal. )

pronounced as hew-jeek-ehjek-rloo
“hey, what type of hewjeekejekrlu do you like to wear?”
“oh, i love wearing silver rings and bracelets!”
hewjeekejekrlu by beomsclues January 30, 2023

Hewlett Packard 

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware
guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.
A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!
Howie Hawkins by restinpiece August 28, 2020
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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