hetrometer

n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual.

His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer- He's straight.

by DT_21 August 5, 2003

HeteroLeteroSexual

When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.

Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”

by rochi November 21, 2019

hectrometer

A scientific instrument for accurate and precise measurements of hecticity.

Man that party last night busted the hectrometer off the charts!

by hurly123 July 30, 2009

petrometer

pe-trom-e-ter
-noun
Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.

Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.

by Petro King December 9, 2008

heterocetera

A term for the jumble of things heterosexual people stereotypically talk about including but not limited to: their kid(s), spouse, the weather, and last night's sports game.

Person 1: What did you and Jim talk about last night?

Person 2: Fantasy football, his new dog, Jim Jr, heterocetera.

by oops_i_did_the_thing2 September 10, 2023

hectometer

A instrument used to measure how hectic a situation may or may not be....

Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!

Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!

by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012

heterometrosexaphobia

Mike is a heterometrosexaphobia. Which means he's a tower but acts gay

Mike, hehehehe

by It's a secret February 16, 2004