Heteroseteral 

A person that has a head and is a homosexual, so basically anybody that is a homosexual.

Last night, I had sex with a heteroseteral. That technically doesn't make me a homosexual, right?

Heteroseteral by lidlmb March 19, 2023

heterocetera 

A term for the jumble of things heterosexual people stereotypically talk about including but not limited to: their kid(s), spouse, the weather, and last night's sports game.

Person 1: What did you and Jim talk about last night?

Person 2: Fantasy football, his new dog, Jim Jr, heterocetera.

heterocetera by oops_i_did_the_thing2 September 10, 2023