hectrometer

A scientific instrument for accurate and precise measurements of hecticity.

Man that party last night busted the hectrometer off the charts!

by hurly123 July 30, 2009

hetrometer

n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual.

His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer- He's straight.

by DT_21 August 5, 2003

hectometer

A instrument used to measure how hectic a situation may or may not be....

Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!

Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!

by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012