heterocetera 

A term for the jumble of things heterosexual people stereotypically talk about including but not limited to: their kid(s), spouse, the weather, and last night's sports game.

Person 1: What did you and Jim talk about last night?

Person 2: Fantasy football, his new dog, Jim Jr, heterocetera.

heterocetera by oops_i_did_the_thing2 September 10, 2023

HeteroLeteroSexual 

When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.

Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”

HeteroLeteroSexual by rochi November 21, 2019

Heteroceraphagi 

A person who collects moths and then eats them. Could also refer to any other moth eating creature, but sounds cooler when used as a descripto-derogatory term.

Hassan: Hey, look at this beautiful moth that landed in front of my door.
Abeer: Omg Omg, dude, I collect moths. Can you give this to me?
Idris: Hassan, don't give it to her, she's a heteroceraphagi

Heteroceraphagi by IdricoBanderas November 26, 2013

Heteroseteral 

A person that has a head and is a homosexual, so basically anybody that is a homosexual.

Last night, I had sex with a heteroseteral. That technically doesn't make me a homosexual, right?

Heteroseteral by lidlmb March 19, 2023