heterocetera

A term for the jumble of things heterosexual people stereotypically talk about including but not limited to: their kid(s), spouse, the weather, and last night's sports game.

Person 1: What did you and Jim talk about last night?

Person 2: Fantasy football, his new dog, Jim Jr, heterocetera.

heterocetera by oops_i_did_the_thing2 September 10, 2023

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HeteroLeteroSexual

When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.

Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”

HeteroLeteroSexual by rochi November 21, 2019

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Heteroceraphagi

A person who collects moths and then eats them. Could also refer to any other moth eating creature, but sounds cooler when used as a descripto-derogatory term.

Hassan: Hey, look at this beautiful moth that landed in front of my door.
Abeer: Omg Omg, dude, I collect moths. Can you give this to me?
Idris: Hassan, don't give it to her, she's a heteroceraphagi

Heteroceraphagi by IdricoBanderas November 26, 2013

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Heteroseteral

A person that has a head and is a homosexual, so basically anybody that is a homosexual.

Last night, I had sex with a heteroseteral. That technically doesn't make me a homosexual, right?

Heteroseteral by lidlmb March 19, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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