Heteromestic

The type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. Starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the homomestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and anal fingering.

Scott and Giselle's happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment Scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.

Heteromestic by mkemankws March 21, 2016

heteromantic 

A romantic attraction to a member of the opposite sex, can include sexual attraction or not.

In the case of asexuals, heteromantic would mean they have romantic feelings towards the opposite sex, but not any sexual desire.

The desire for a romantic relationship with someone of the opposite sex

I am physically attracted to both males and females, but am only really interested in dating males. So I am bisexual but heteromantic.

heteromantic by MALM October 12, 2012

heterotastic 

Rudely used as a form of derision in place of wonderful or great. Often has the addition of the word "fucking" between the syllables for additional emphasis.

“Well, isn’t that just heterofuckingtastic/heterotastic. My hard drive just crashed.”

heterotastic by gayinchitown72 June 24, 2006

heteromantic homosexual 

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender

Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!

heteromantic homosexual by Meh3560503p2p February 26, 2017

heterovestite

Someone who gets off by dressing in their biological gender/gender role.

"I love dressing up in high heels and thigh highs, it get's me going" - A heterovestite girl

heterovestite by Lola Scarlett May 24, 2008

heteromantic bisexuality 

Kiki, heteromantic bisexul is not a real sexuality. stop being homophobic and go fuck yourself.

Kiki: I'm heteromantic bisexual!

Literally anyone: heteromantic bisexuality is acephobic and not a real thing, go touch some grass.

heteromantic bisexuality by The Cheesy Creamers February 27, 2021

Heteromantic 

When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.

2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.

Heteromantic by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019