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heteromance 

When you fall in love with someone of the opposite sex, yet have no sexual attraction to them. Usually happens between women and their gays.
Gay guy: something weird happened
Gay guy: i believe ive fallen in love with her
Gay guy: but
Gay guy: no sexual desire
Guy friend: yea right
Gay: i just love being with erh
Gay: her
Guy friend: so it's likkkkeeeeeee
Guy friend: a bromance, except....
Guy friend: a heteromance??
Gay: she is so awesom
heteromance by Wardicus September 25, 2011
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heteromantic 

A romantic attraction to a member of the opposite sex, can include sexual attraction or not.

In the case of asexuals, heteromantic would mean they have romantic feelings towards the opposite sex, but not any sexual desire.

The desire for a romantic relationship with someone of the opposite sex
I am physically attracted to both males and females, but am only really interested in dating males. So I am bisexual but heteromantic.
heteromantic by MALM October 12, 2012

heteromantic homosexual 

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender
Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!

Heteroganger 

Similar to doppelgänger , a heteroganger is the straight look-alike of a gay celebrity or public figure.
Christina: Wait, you had n*sync posters on your walls in middle school? Let me introduce you to my friend Mike. He's totally Lance Bass' heteroganger.
Heteroganger by Jaxie3 July 15, 2011

heteropansexual

Heteropansexual people are pansexuals attracted to the opposite gender only. The term was coined by social media users in early 2020 to differentiate from incorrect definition of pansexuality as "gender-blindness" when in reality it doesn't describe gender preference at all. A pansexual person can be straight, gay, bi and so on. Pansexual people, however, are attracted to their potential partner only after establishing rapport, connection or getting to know them, i.e. they care more about behaviour and personality than looks. Their attraction is to the relationship energy first, physical aspects later. Pansexuals are incapable of developing a romantic or sexual attraction to a person that doesn't posses desired personality traits regardless of their physical attributes like height, hair or eye colour, body shape, etc.

Heteropansexuals, like all pansexuals, still go for the more physically attractive partner when there are multiple partners available with equally pleasing personality but they will settle for a less attractive partner if the desired trait is rare.

Some of the traits that might be desired by a pansexual in their partner:
- intelligence,
- sense of humour,
- specific knowledge (e.g. literature or medicine),
- same hobby,
- being a flirt or shy,
- being strict or amicable,
- willingness to fulfil a specific fetish (e.g. sex in public, age play, etc.),
- generosity,
- supportiveness
...and many more.
Girl, that guy's heteropansexual - it doesn't matter how you look, what matters is how you look at him!

- Bruh, look at her, she's got it all - tits, ass and legs longer than your future!
- Nah, man, I'm pansexual. I want someone I can talk to.
- We're talkin...
- Okay, I'm heteropansexual.
heteropansexual by cprn January 20, 2022
A straight man. Pronounced HETroman (no noticeable gap between "hetero" and "man")
James: So I like this guy... you know Bill?
Angela: Sorry, hon; he's a heteroman.
heteroman by random1234567890 February 1, 2009

Heteromancrush

a strictly, straight and all Heterosexual adoration for an amazing figure of the same gender, usally entertainment figures in music,entertainment and mainly sports.Though most dont admit it for fear of being homosexual, every male human being has 1 completely heteromancrush.
Kobe Bryant is so freaking amazing bro, he's at the top of his league!

Looks, like Someones got a Heteromancrush!
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