Hesser

Hesser can be either first or last name. Rarely given as a first name for male. Comes a long way from Chatti, Germanic tribe first century AD. Meaning stoic, honorable, passionate, elegant, and warrior. Who always does what is right – often to his detriment. He cares about people especially those in need.

German family known for their hard work, and being very proud.They put their family first, And love and care for others they take pride in their work.They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.

The Hesser family is lovely.

by Rick321 November 22, 2021

Hesser

Midwest term for long-haired (sometimes feathered)persons (usually male) who look like they listen to heavy metal circa 1970s or 1980s. Could be derived from Hessian.

Dude, check out that hesser!

by Jface February 10, 2005

Hesser Snap

A Marijuana snap (personal bowl) that is so minuet (small) that when first inhaled it is a tease, and occasionally sucked through the bowl

myspace.com/hesswaldo

"Hey, can I have I a snap of that weed Hess?"

"for show"

"Dude what the fuck is this a leaf and a stem?"

"you asked for a snap"

thus a Hesser Snap

by PoohLaLa December 5, 2009

mrs.hesser

known as the first option. shes the most popular girl you’ll ever meet, she makes everybody smile. every single person loves her. she can be strict but, shes very loose. she’ll never say no to something. shes a very powerful woman and, she always wins rights.

“ she is such a mrs.hesser! “

by lovingyourmom November 22, 2021

Mr. Hesser

Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.

Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.

by lizalizard April 18, 2014

HessenTag

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.

"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"

by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020

hesterly

Three legendary individuals from Lafayette, Louisiana own this name. The all wreaked havoc at Lafayette High and their name still has legendary status.

Is that a Hesterly over there? Oh yeah he is an icon.

by tigerwoodsmn72 August 7, 2011