Salt rimmed taco

When you excrete feces on a toilet at the exact same time you drink alcohol and snort a line.

Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.

by Whatisyourexcuse April 13, 2018

Hesperia Howler

The sound that comes out of your throat when you get a Ponderosa from your man.

So I was at this tavern in the Mojave Desert for New Years and my man wore a bathrobe all night at the bar, little did I know he had a condom in his hand and right at the stroke of midnight on New Years put it down his pants while doing a salt rimmed taco, and made me a ponderosa. I woke everybody up at 2:00 a.m. with a Hesperia Howler when I got my Ponderosa.

by Whatisyourexcuse January 01, 2024