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To fuck with someone, generally by saying something that makes them uncomfortable
"He said that he's going to eat my dog in an attempt to heslfuck with me."
heslfuck by Heslfucker May 10, 2023
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HELLFUCKYEAH! 

The highest exclamation of agreement and joy.
"Shall we get wasted and go gash-dabbling tonight?"

"Hellfuckyeah!"
HELLFUCKYEAH! by WOLFGANGYEAH? July 15, 2009

Hellfuck 

A word used to describe something terrible and extremely painful, often in relation to scool papers or statistics work. Could also be in reference to a bad sexual experience.
My god, this stat lab is a hellfuck.
Hellfuck by DaveFrigginThomason February 25, 2010

hellfuck 

a word used to combine the two frazes what the hell? and what the fuck?
what the hellfuck

heelfucked

When a man uses a women's High Heel as a Sex Toy and has sex with it.
Nathian seen Alana in some sexy Christian Louboutin peeptoe heels, when she took them off after wearing them all day, he grabbed them and Heelfucked them until he cummed all over them.
heelfucked by Festishking September 13, 2020

HARD HELLFUCK 

a state of being where chill budz either chill even harder than usual, achieve enlightenment through mad heady or just stay str8.

1. Yo, you wanna keep chillin or go HARD HELLFUCK?

2. Na man, lets take this blunt of heady to the dome and reach HARD HELLFUCK level 8 or 9. HP+10

heelfucked

When a Man has sex with a women's High Heels.
Nate seen Alana in some sexy Christian Louboutin peeptoe heels, when she finally took them off after wearing them all day he grabbed them and Heelfucked them until he cummed all over them.
heelfucked by Festishking September 13, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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