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A smart, funny, girl who is kind and always has good grades. Although Herutes are usually super tall and intimidating, they are actually sweet and not threatening. They often have a lot of random facts. Having a Herute as a friend is a great thing and if you have a friend named Herute, keep her in your life.

Girl 1: omg did you see Herute's ELA presentation?
Girl 2: yeah i wish i was as smart as her

herute by randomfacts114 November 7, 2019

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Heruth

An old crusty computer teacher who has a reverse Kippah for a haircut. He picks on the retarded kids in class, and asks questions but says "Bueller, Bueller" before anyone has a chance to answer.

Student - (to one of the various retards Heruth harasses) "Hey can you tell me where Heruths classroom is?"
Retard - "Fuck a Heruth."

Heruth by IWannaDie November 16, 2016

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Hertel

An individual who does not have any sense of pride or self-respect. They are easily influenced by those around them and rarely stand their ground. They can also be described as “clingy simps.” Their opinion carries no value whatsoever. This person does not wear the pants in the relationship; lacks dominant/masculine traits, i.e. a cuck. He also lacks integrity or any type of honor.

That nigga andrew is just a hertel bro

Hertel by 201jc July 27, 2023

harutea.tv

a hot ohshc editor who deserves way more followers #stanharutea

Girl: Hey! Have you seen harutea.tv ‘s edits???

Boy: Yeah! They’re the best ohshc editor!!

harutea.tv by kyoyasdeathnote November 21, 2021

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herted

To be hurt

I been herted

herted by Fazburger March 1, 2018

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Guten heute leute

Its the danish national anthem.

Guten heute leute. Hiers skib Skanderborg nach die danische grænse

Guten heute leute by SpaghettiLover609 March 7, 2023

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hertel

1.what you call a turtle when it wears a sweater.

hey look at that hertel.

hertel by 12345jess March 11, 2008

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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