Hertfordshire

The best place in England which isn't London.

"Dude, let's go to Hertfordshire"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

Hertfordshire Brown

A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!

"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"

by HertsGal May 2, 2009

Hertfordshire Brown

Hertfordshire Brown is a phrase commonly used in the regions outlying northern London to describe a bog-blocking shit.

Mat: I've laid another Hertfordshire Brown!
Nick: You shouldn't eat so much spam then you fucking moron.

by err_eof August 2, 2009

Hertfordshire Twat

a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic

most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats

normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?

Tom howse: oh right... :(

normal person: :)

by Lambchester February 28, 2011

herefordshire

The one and only Shire in the world.

The inspiration for J.R.R.Tolkiens 'the Shire' in Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

Erry one sounds like a right farmer 'round here.

There are plenty of Cider Breweries, but never enough.

The 'h' in Hereford and Herefordshire is often silent.

I'm from Herefordshire, me lover.

by DaKomodo February 22, 2015

Headfordshire

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj

"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"

by moysha March 11, 2008

Herefordshire cocaine

Icing sugar.

Herefordshire is so boring that even Herefordshire cocaine is just icing sugar.

by Melissa Brightman May 23, 2019