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A deadly trifecta of the most horrible and common STD’s. Notorious for causing discomfort while urinating, sores or lesions on the male or female genitals and inability to fight off infection.

pronounced - herpe-syphil-aids

Girl 1: Trent might be hot but he is a man whore, I hear he has herpesyphilaids.
Girl 2: Damn, nevermind.

I just got tested for the first time and came back clean; I can't believe don't have herpesyphilaids after college.

herpesyphilaids by lindy September 22, 2007

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herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

herpasyphilaids by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

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Herpasyphilaids

Person carrying multiple STDS, such as herpes, syphilis, and/or AIDS.

The sailors just got back from Thailand, and every one of them has herpasyphilaids.

Herpasyphilaids by captainnemo August 27, 2012

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Herpasyphilaids

A rare disease: Causes, Bright orange skin, two tone hair and teenage pregnancys! Symptoms, drinking blue WKD, wearing burberry, listening to Cascada! Non Educated Delinquents Beware!!

That Dundonian had the Herpasyphilaids!
Faaattaaaahhs (Fat Sams) Is infested with the Herpasyphilaids!

Herpasyphilaids by Fudge Pile face aids March 21, 2008

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Herpasyphilaids

A nasty dumpster hoe that has herpes, syphallis and AIDS.

"Hey man, did you bang Tina last night?"
"No, I was afraid of contacting herpasyphilaids"

Herpasyphilaids by Pipes87 March 22, 2015

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herpisyphilaids

When you receive herpes, syphilis, and aids at once

That prostitute gave me herpisyphilaids

herpisyphilaids by anonymous July 14, 2024

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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