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a hernie is the shortened version of hernia
Guy 1: "Bro, my hernie has been really itchy lately."
Guy 2: "You should get that checked out, dude..."
hernie by emmyyyyyy November 13, 2015
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When a person has one or more hernia which is non life threatening.
"Lucas has a hernie from over doing his workout."
"I wonder how his hernies are going"
Hernie by Jamesjdr May 15, 2018
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Henrietta R. Hippo

A name for the Queen of England as suggested by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"
Homer: This woman however, is an imposter! Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H."- which means her real name must be Henrietta R. Hippo!

Lisa: Why did you let him be his own barrister?

Marge: What difference could it make? He hit the friggin' queen!

hergieshit 

sitting on your ass being a lazy useless fuck while others are picking up your slack. A total piece of Hergieshit.
Look at this Hergieshit sitting down playing Internet poker , resting and drinking C-4 while the rest of us are busting our asses.

This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit
hergieshit by Hergieshit July 5, 2016

Henrietta 

A young and beautiful girl who looks for the brighter things in life.
She always tries to smile no matter what the situation may be. Sometimes the smile may not be genuine but she keeps a straight face.
She learns to appreciate everything around her.
Shes not a silent person. Very straightforward and direct.
She gets angry and then is quite uncontrollable but shes easy to calm down.
Love means alot to her.
Any guy will be blessed to have her in their life for she really cherishes them with all her heart. Shes never fake when it comes to love.
Henrietta is one of the most amazing people someone can have in life.
Henrietta by Hahahhme May 2, 2018

Henrietta 

A girl who is very shy around new people, which is hard to imagine as you can barely get her to shut up. She can’t whisper and is constantly told to be quiet or quieten down. She is aggressive in sports. She hates speaking in public even if speaking to people she knows. She falls in love with kind people with personalities similar to her own. She loves her family and has a good relationship with her sibling/s. She doubts her beauty and intelligence and believes she has no good friends.
Henrietta is such a good person. I wish she realised it.
Henrietta by Lilstrawb December 19, 2018

heiniesight 

A small child’s term for hindsight.
I get all that now in heiniesight, Mama!
heiniesight by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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