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you have a pussy and a penis so your a hermie
hermie by flcljuggalo April 14, 2004
a person who stays inside all the time. like hermit crab
get outside ur such a hermie
hermie by Anonymous October 9, 2003
amys homefry. cracks mean jokes on others to make me happy. carrot top.. hahahaahahahah
hermie by aimee February 17, 2004
Mormon freak. Hairy as all get out. Has a brown thing hanging out his ass (oh wait that's Slowsay). Yearns for C1. Worthless and unrespected manager. Screeches like a woman and bangs on cubes. Right-wing whacko.
Hermie banged on Slowsay's cube and screeched, "Hey, what's up, man, how 'bout them Rangers. Gay people are evil."
hermie by Ophi April 20, 2005

Hermie Hurricane 

Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.
My parents just got new carpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.
Hermie Hurricane by Yakob99 June 28, 2013

Hermie Hut 

The place where you commit the act of Hermitting . Usually a bedroom or a place with a computer. Most often a place where you're alone.
'Wats up?' "Oh not much, just hermitting in my hermie hut."
Hermie Hut by ImHurrAndFancy July 13, 2011
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