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Get the Hermantown mug.as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.
by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008
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by Jhermbaby August 24, 2008
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by guess March 3, 2005
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Did you see Tommy do the Hermanvongerman on Peter last night? He aimed for the back of his head but hit the wall 3 meters to the left whilst Peter missed every shot in COD with his controller.
by JohnTank August 8, 2021
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OMG I just tried to aim my load on Johnny's face but missed because my aim is off. I should have bought a mouse and keyboard, instead I performed a Hermanvongerman.
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