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hermantown 

where the smallest dick exists and the guy who has it is also a whore. who is this mystery man you're asking? it's alex johnson
let's go to hermantown and see alex johnsons tiny dick
hermantown by mitch the little bitch September 14, 2017
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Hermantown 

Alex Johnson has a huge cock
Alex Johnson from hermantown has a huge cock
Hermantown by AlexJohnsonsCock January 26, 2019

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

Hermanson 

A person with an in depth character, a gypsy or nomad of sorts. Someone never afraid to jump into a risky situation anywhere at anytime. Daring, courageous, and often times all too loyal to other Hermanson's.
That Hermanson really digs living life on the edge!
Hermanson by Jhermbaby August 24, 2008

Germantown 

Often referred to as Gtown, or the last bit of civilization before Frederick or Damascus. Germantown is a small town in Maryland with the most eclectic population of people ever. Rednecks, gangsters, preps, working joes, working stiffs and hippie’s all living together. Most locals are known for their ability to drink unsuspecting visitors under the table and then walk out on the check.
My posse lives in Germantown. Gtown for life.
Germantown by guess March 3, 2005

The Hermanvongerman

The Hermangongerman is a homosexual sex move where person 1 plays PC Shooter games with a control pad. Person 2 makes love to person 1's gaping asshole during the gaming, pulls out and aims his load of the back of person 1 but misses thus replicating playing PC shooters with a control pad.
Did you see Tommy do the Hermanvongerman on Peter last night? He aimed for the back of his head but hit the wall 3 meters to the left whilst Peter missed every shot in COD with his controller.
The Hermanvongerman by JohnTank August 8, 2021

Hermanvongerman 

The Hermanvongerman is a coveted homosexual move that is performed between 2 gay lovers or 2 gay men who just some bum fun. Its when a man gets fucked in his anus whilst playing PC shooter games with a controller like a complete noob. When the person delivering the anal sex blows, he must make sure he aims at the body and misses thus replicating playing PC shooters with a controller.
OMG I just tried to aim my load on Johnny's face but missed because my aim is off. I should have bought a mouse and keyboard, instead I performed a Hermanvongerman.
Hermanvongerman by JohnTank July 26, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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