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A medical condition with unknown origin that causes decreased levels of testosterone and the development of breasts in men. Effected individuals can expect a more feminine appearance as the condition progresses. Fortunately, herie can be treated with a counter-condition known as Deakos
"Wow, that guy looks really girly"
"Yeah, he's got herie, but don't worry he's under treatment."
herie by MWD4 May 4, 2010
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Here For You 

What you say when you're going in your homies. Correction: Going in FOR your homies. Just make sure you logout first.

Also, be careful who you say it to. Can have an unintentionally sweet tone to it, depends on the mood (see below).
Me: "I'm here for you homie."
Homie: "Awwwww, thank you! Just for me?"
Me: "No, I mean I'm here to take you."
Homie: "Oh stop it! 🤭 Just tell me you love me already!"
Me: *visible confusion* "Wut..."
Homie: "Did you buy me a ring yet?! 😘"
Me: *regrets life*
Here For You by Lead Bud 123 May 23, 2021
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herie • Herielis • Herieth • heriez • herbert • here • herbie • Henrietta • henriette • herder

Look here look listen 

Wingsofredemption's go-to phrase when he's getting trolled on London Docks. Richard just couldn't take that shit no mo man.
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN. Appearing offline does not fucking stop it, so stop giving fuckin advice you know nothing about. Wheel torque *finger sniff*

how did we get here

You: “how did we get here?”
Me: “dO YoU HaVe 90 MiNuTeS?”

That baby has been here before! 

That baby has been here before! — The recognition of worldliness in the eyes and posture of a baby or young child. This preternatural awareness indicates that the child hasn’t forgotten much between the death in the last lifetime and the reincarnation into this lifetime.

Though largely belonging to the religions of the book, African American Black culture, low key, accepts reincarnation as a metaphysical possibility.

Young boys who carry themselves in this way are given nicknames like “Half Man”.

They are also called Li’l + (a name). So there will be a Big Mike and a Li’l Mike, for example.

Most little boys named Michael are bad; and, little boys who attract bad boy names HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE.

People who fulfill this definition are charismatic and have a lifetime of adventures.

Interestingly, this behavior is encouraged in boys; but, not in girls which leads to predictably bad outcomes in both situations.

In the disco era, a song called: There but for the Grace of Gods described the birth of “…a little girl with a crooked smile” who does not come to a good end because she is smothered by overprotection.

The opposite of this is adventurous boys who end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Surviving these adventures whether you are a man or a woman earns you the moniker “Old Head” meaning: not only have you seen a lot; but you have lived to tell about it.

And maybe people should both listen to and learn from your experiences.
Li’l Mike only lets girls with big breast lift pick him up. That baby has been here before!

teaspoon leg it out of here 

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.
John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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