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an extreamly hariy anus.
he has a herfus.
herfus by jim October 29, 2003
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Herpus Derpicus 

An insulting name, given to a person who is very unintelligent, and possibly quite ugly.
Oh great, I feel really safe now that Herpus Derpicus has my back.
Herpus Derpicus by ThunderxCloud November 13, 2010
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1. After eating my fill at Taco Bell, I heefused.
2. By brother Bill is a ferocious heefus
Heefus by arz May 3, 2007
Sexy tall guy with a long dick
Damn Herkus is so hot, and NOT SHORT
Herkus by Kerkas October 7, 2019
A round alien looking figure, typically has two wonkey eyes, struggles to see straight and causes an earthquake with every step
Oh no.. here comes herkuss stomping down the street with his cat.
Herkuss by Fat.Charqi October 31, 2019
He is the type of person who isn't the best looking but will always have a great personality.
Look he's the herus type, maybe he isn't that bad
herus by Blackthunder23 March 20, 2020

Herfucius 

The guy that seems to get more and more philosophical as he smokes a cigar.
Dave actually seems to understand the meaning of life.

Yeah, he's friggin' Herfucius!
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