herderp 

doing a dumb thing

i just did a herderp

herderp by SomeOrdinaryGamer July 22, 2016

Herpderpes 

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

Hood Rat Herder 

a female pimp that herds hood rats in the hood.

Tyrone asked the neighborhood Hood Rat Herder to gather some females for the party.

Hood Rat Herder by B&C666 November 18, 2011

herpderpt 

When two people from different cultures get married and have and outdoor ceremony, and the pasture is Jewish.

Man that herpderpt made me cry!

herpderpt by JumperJax April 1, 2017

turd herder 

A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.

Tom is the best turd herder I know.

turd herder by Rick April 27, 2004

Redhead Herder 

An individual, usually male, who has penchant for redheaded women, and thusly pursues, dates, and otherwise "collects" redheads.

"Man, that's the third fire-crotch Jimmy's bagged this week. He's a real Redhead Herder."

Redhead Herder by IluvRedheads July 24, 2009

nerd herder 

A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.

"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."

nerd herder by Queen_K June 11, 2006