2 definitions by JoBangles619

Ditour

When the dick is misguided, mid-intercourse, and briefly enters the unintended hole. This quick detour can leave the dick happy, but the recipient in discomfort.

“I ditoured into her butthole last night, she was pissed.”

by JoBangles619 June 15, 2022

Hornilogical

When you are horny and able to easily justify the reason why.

I haven’t had sex in weeks and I’ve been doing okay, but that guy’s reptile shirt got me hornilogical and now I can’t think straight.

by JoBangles619 June 14, 2022