Hornilogical 

When you are horny and able to easily justify the reason why.

I haven’t had sex in weeks and I’ve been doing okay, but that guy’s reptile shirt got me hornilogical and now I can’t think straight.

Hornilogical by JoBangles619 June 14, 2022

hornilogical clock

The internal clock that ticks when you are feeling horny and uncontrollably sexual.

Sarina's hornilogical clock was ticking, but Tad was tired from a long, hard day of work and wasn't in the mood. "Not right now honey. Tadsie has a little headache."

hornilogical clock by Mister Willsie October 11, 2010

Horological socialism 

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

Horological socialism by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

herbilogical 

Logic after one has smoked marijuana.

tom and ted smoked marijuana while watching the presidential debate, and found that it was herbilogically inconcievable that neither candidate was qualified.

herbilogical by Herbilogically Advanced '67 July 26, 2009