hornilogical clock

The internal clock that ticks when you are feeling horny and uncontrollably sexual.
Sarina's hornilogical clock was ticking, but Tad was tired from a long, hard day of work and wasn't in the mood. "Not right now honey. Tadsie has a little headache."
by Mister Willsie October 11, 2010
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Hornilogical

When you are horny and able to easily justify the reason why.
I haven’t had sex in weeks and I’ve been doing okay, but that guy’s reptile shirt got me hornilogical and now I can’t think straight.
by JoBangles619 June 14, 2022
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