heppi

the word New Zealanders use to describe the feeling when they're content i.e. happy but with a New Zealand accent

new zealand dude: bro I'm so heppi, I just inherited a million sheep
new zealand dude 2: wow bro that makes me so heppi as well

by hey it's you November 23, 2014

Heppi

A Heppi is an extremely rare phenomenom it is when highness and awesomeness collide to create a magical bieng

Guy1: "dude last night i was so baked i had sex with 3 cheerleaders and stole a ferrari"

Guy2: "dude ur such a heppi"

by Heppa1993 November 1, 2010

Heppi

A person 'living the slobs dream'. A heppi is bed bound and often found with the following items surrounding him to prevent any use of energy; tv remote, games controller, food, drink, weed, bong. A heppi is usually a person still living with their mum or perhaps grandma and has them running their day to day errands e.g. picking up weed, making food, changing their clothes. Although the Heppi's mum/grandma does often make suggestions of moving out and getting a job, the Heppi has to much of the good thing going on to even consider it.

Kid 1 "Oh man, I wish I could just stay in bed all day wank, eat, get high and watch tv"

Kid 2 "Me too dude, I'd love to be a Heppi when I grow up"

by josh1992 November 5, 2010

Helpie

"A selfie to brag about helping." Typically a American or European volunteer in Africa or Southeast Asia taking a picture of themselves with a child or children that are obviously poor, often showing the American or European offering help to the child or children, or implying such help. These photos are often used as Tinder profile pictures, and eventually are featured on Humanitarians of Tinder.

Also can be a photograph of a humanitarian aid worker in the act of helping a needy person, used in the context of fundraising for the humanitarian organization. As referenced in an official USAID response, "Small et. al 2007 has shown that well-lit photos and helpies generate more funding than text-based, and data-driven presentations of complex, global problems."

"She took a beautiful helpie of her and a child at the village school in Uganda where she volunteered for a week. Now its her Tinder profile picture and her organization is using that photo as a helpie in their annual report"

by JadedAid October 12, 2017

Happiness Hangover

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011

helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

The Center of Our Happiness

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022