Hepatitis S 

When a man habitually dates strippers and routinely falls in love with them

Did you hear that Aaron got Hepatitis S? Yah, he is in love with a stripper.

Hepatitis S by sbdiesel June 11, 2018

hepatitis syphillaids 

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.

Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.

hepatitis syphillaids by Robby/God April 19, 2006

Hepitits S 

Referring to someone for example Sarah Laguna, who leaves crabs in here trail.

Don't sleep with too many guys, you might get Hepitits S.!

Hepitits S by Crabby Pants June 16, 2010

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum 

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum by AR7AS January 5, 2023

Hepatitis C ya 

A pissed off way of saying goodbye.

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.

Hepatitis C ya by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019

Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.

"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."

Hepatitis A-Z by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021

Hepatitis B 

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.

Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!

Hepatitis B by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019