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herdivore 

A person who eats trendy foods to fit in with their health-conscious friends. Locally-sourced, organic, free-range kale, anyone? May also do yoga (or just wear yoga pants), and can talk for hours about their latest juice cleanse. Typically found with an iPhone in one hand and a strangely green-brown colored "beverage" in the other. Usually they're not buying all that trendy food with their own money.
My sister in law is such a herdivore. She will eat anything that she sees on Dr. Oz or at Whole Wallet Foods. If you ask me, it's a waste of money, but her hubby's loaded and doesn't want to hear about her latest juice cleanse all day, so he gives her a c-note and sends her to yoga class.
herdivore by SumGai1986 July 10, 2015

Hendikepirana pederčino!

In Slavic languages it literally means "You hendicapped faggot!"
A harsh insult used in dire situations of stress. Has no actual ill meaning towards homosexual men, the Balkans are just a bit behind in fully accepting gay people.
"Tko te je naučio voziti, hendikepirana pederčino!"
"Who taught you how to drive, you hendicapped faggot!"
The combination of a FUPA, saggy breasts, massive thigh cellulite and flabby butt cheeks on a woman.
"Wow that woman has a total hendin!"

She waddled into the room, carrying a black purse and a massive hendin.
hendin by iehava October 14, 2010

Hendyville 

The nickname for the small village of Henderson, Iowa
Where are you from?

Hendyville.
Hendyville by Imahawki April 16, 2003

handiversary 

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).
I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.
handiversary by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014